THE PRETTIEST ONE
(Tune: To God Be The Glory)
1. To Goddess be glory, we all will have fun!
And warm is our love of "the prettiest one",
But warmer and glowing and deadly will be
The planet Earth after they start World War III.
Hail Eris! Hail Eris! Let the Goddess be praised!
Hail Eris! Hail Eris! Let your glasses be raised!
Reality comes from the mouth of a gun,
But all can be changed by "the prettiest one."
2. To Goddess be glory, we've hardly begun
To alter our minds for "the prettiest one."
To the Ultimate Mindfuck our allegiance we pledge;
We'll push all the greyfaces over the edge!
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