30 million "Gods", but these are 
(according to hindu scholars) sort of signposts, pointers to help you see the 
REAL god, who is in fact Brahman.  Krishna is one of the 30 million, who has 
incarnated at various points on the Earth...very important to Hinduism, but 
not *the* God...

Brahman manifests in two different ways.  Many worship etc. "Saguna Brahman," 
or "God with Attributes," who is a lot like God the Father -- a god who is 
personal, has some form of emotion, helps you out, looks basically human.  
The more *correct* or *exact* vision of God, however, is "Nirguna Brahman" 
(there will be a quiz on terms later), or "God wihout Attributes," who is 
sort of a cosmic electricity, everywhere in the universe, which is not really 
aware in our sense of the word.  Sort of a "essence of God-stuff" viewpont.

very interesting stuff, Hinduism.

                                ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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66/71 # 110686   What's wrong with Xians
From: S'TALON on Sun Jul 30 12:58am

   There's absolutely nothing wrong with Christians or the Christ. Christ was 
a good being. It is his ministers and priests who abuse the teachings of 
Christ that most people abhor. Also, there is a difference between a 
Christian (like your standard Catholics, Lutherans, Episcopleans etc.) and 
your Bible thumpers (also known as Fundamentalists, Biblicans, Fosterites 
etc.). The thumpers cannot accept another religon, they think their faith is 
the only right one, and throughout history to the present day, they have 
tried to stamp out anything that disagrees with them. Also, they have a 
tendency to be preachy and never getting off your back.

                                              Blessed Be,

                                                  -S'Talon

 P.S. As far as the Jews are concerned, many people did not agree with the 
idea of monotheism and many kings of Isreal and Judah repressed people of 
different faiths. Those who surivived often went to the two Kingdoms' 
enemies, and it is thought that this help from exiles of Isreal as well as 
the corruption that often goes with theocracys and religous rulers that led 
to Isreal's downfall to the Assyrians and Judah's downfall to the Chaldeans. 
They might have fallen anyway, but those two factors made it a hell of a lot 
easier for those two nations to fall.

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67/71 # 110900   CART BEFORE THE HORSE
From: CAVE MAN on Tue Aug  1  4:29am

I beg to differ Tal, in that it is not the aformentioned groups that have 
failed to see the light and follow the Christ they claim. Rather it is the 
other way around, your personal clan does not make you a true follower or 
not, it is your personal interpretation.  I have an aunt who is a witness, 
yet she never hustled any of us kids and i didnt know she was a witness 
untill recently.  Why?, she was too busy living the christian life.  My point 
is, i think it is wrong to lump folks into a cast because of the way they 
were taught when they is the simple method of judging them by thier works.
      I also have to question the ranking of Krishna, Greek. (as if it 
mattered(which it dont)). The Braham came from a lotus that grew from 
Krishna's navel, and at the end of the really big cycle he will return.  He 
is outside of Kali's dance however, which is why he has to return to the 
lotus, because he is too big for Kali to cut down.   [] CAVE MAN []

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68/71 # 110905   PArke Godwin said:
From: THE KID on Tue Aug  1  5:28am

...these clowns need a messiah because the truth of the world always goes 
down easier with a few miracles and a lot of blood. It's a very old game, the 
rules don't change... You ever see a happy man who needed to conquer the 
world?

People with nothing to hang on to but a gnarled belief in cosmic cops and 
robbers, a hero and a heavy. Life as drama with themselves as star. Divine 
purpose as salvation, guilt for conflict.

Infantile, needing to be the center and reason for creation, the less 
educated or advantaged subject needs a distorted miraculous theology to 
support a perilous existence, externally and constantly threatened as it is 
by "them."


Ah well, one of "Them."

     Kid

(From WAITING FOR THE GALACTIC BUS by Parke Godwin)

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69/71 # 110931   is there shrink on the bbs?
From: OFF THE WALL! on Tue Aug  1  3:26pm

....Phoenix

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70/71 # 110998   Re:Spike
From: JIMI on Wed Aug  2  3:49pm

  I can see that you have read some of the Kabbala but, you missed the whole 
idea of the Kether, Chcokmah, and Binah. You took them as the ""The Christian 
Trinity" which is quite incorrect. Kether being the Crown or "The All 
Archtypal World of the Hidden God".. The Ancient of Days of the bible hangs 
out their, The Ancient of The Ancient Ones, The Long Face, The Arikh-Anpin. 
Then there is Chockmah wich is Wisdom and the King. A fatherly dude he is. He 
should be since he would be considered a "Ahlim" or Elohim. Then you Binah 
which is the Queen and Bride of the King. She is Aima and is also 
Understanding. She is the Mother who has been pefected and assended unto the 
king like the Virgin Mary.
  Now, just from there it is a good arguement for Polytheism based upon the 
so-called trinty of your bringing up.
  Let us take the first line of the Zohar. The first word would be Berashith 
or Brashith which could be broken down as "He who created Six (referring to 
the Sephiroths or worlds or could refer to he who created 6 sephiroths in 6 
days, or He who created his 6 members in 6 days..  In Begining The Alhim or 
Elohim said Let us make man in our won image and our own likeness. The word 
Alhim or Elohim is a feminine noune with a masculine plural. It delibetly 
translated that way. It is defined as "King, Gods". Now how could Adam be 
made in the image of the Elohim, male and female, unless the Elohim were male 
and female also. The word Elohim ia plual from the feminine singular ALH, 
Eloh, by adding IM to the word. But, inasuch as Im is usually the termination 
of the masculine plural, and is here added to a feminine noun, it gives to 
the wod Elohim the sense of female potency united to a masculine idea, and 
thereby capable of producing an offspring.. Now by logic this should prove of 
some value..
                  Jimi

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71/71 # 110999   The Zohar...
From: SPIKE on Wed Aug  2  5:17pm

Jimi,
     Do you have a feeling we will lose some people with THIS one? 
     First, let me point out that I do NOT adhere to the mystical Judaic 
beliefs in the Zohar.  You point out the Kether, Chokmah and Binah of the one 
God.   I see the reference as pertaining to the 
Triune God in a rudimentary, if a little seperatist (three seperate entities 
in one), manner.  The Kether referring to the Body of God, the Incarnation, 
the Creator--Jesus Christ the Messiah, or the Fruit of Jesse, Son of David, 
Son of Man, Son of God.  The Kether is then both a physically manifest figure 
(the pre-incarnations at the burning bush, to Abraham, to Adam, and to 
Joseph; and the full revelation incarnation of Jesus of Nazereth; and the 
final judgemental revelation of Jesus, the Lion of Judah) and part of the 
spiritual unity of the "Godhead/Tri-Unity".  The Chokmah is the "mind of God" 
from which all things spiritual and eternal flow, the Almighty God, or God 
the Father.  The Binah, although the Zohar may use the feminine form, is part 
of the unity of the Godhead as well; this being the Spirit of God placed upon 
man (those without faith or the full revelation of faith) or within man 
(those justified by faith in the sacrifice of Jesus Christ).  I do believe 
that the Tri-Unity encompasses male and female aspects, but I do not seperate 
these aspects.  As it says in Genesis 2:24, the man and woman shall join as 
one flesh.  I believe that the seperate sexes CAN provide a means of, in 
union, glorifying God--all the more reason for the seperation.
     Oh well, I'm sure we WILL continue...

.^*^.

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36/58 # 110161   who..
From: CRONUS on Sun Jul 23  4:55am

thought of the term (now sometinmes overused) -Heh


                                                       ??

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37/58 # 110171   James!
From: BLIND PEW on Sun Jul 23  7:23pm

Of course....it was the Godfather of Soul, James Brown!

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38/58 # 110198   What is this board for?
From: THE EXECUTIONER on Mon Jul 24 12:45am

Well, I used to know, but now I've forgotten.

Executioner.

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39/58 # 110209   Apparently...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Mon Jul 24  1:26am

     It is to contest decisions... made by anyone, regarding anything, for 
any reason... including just to be bothersome...
 -"Hep me ot, dig!"
 -Oliver Brown...Heh!

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40/58 # 110235   I believe
From: INERTIA on Mon Jul 24 11:35am

that James Brown invented "Hah!" not "Heh".  I think we should examine the 
issue more deeply.

...Inertia--->

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41/58 # 110244   Mebbe we should.
From: PUNISHER on Mon Jul 24  3:06pm

What think you 'o god-father of soul?


                                        Punisher

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42/58 # 110306   Drugs!!
From: SHO KOSUGI on Tue Jul 25  1:18am

Doing all those drugs, that's all he could say...

sho

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43/58 # 110311   Ah,
From: BLIND PEW on Tue Jul 25  2:34am

you guys are just contesting me!

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44/58 # 110321   Naaaw!
From: INERTIA on Tue Jul 25 10:07am

We're just trying to avoid all of the ridicule that the scientist went 
through in Utah because of their cold fusion argument.  Just the fact ma'am, 
Just the facts.  We could document this, write a book and By our gracious 
sysop some new drives or something!

...or buy a hell of a lot of Cheetos!                        ...Inertia--->

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45/58 # 110367   the name Pinky.
From: PINKY on Wed Jul 26 12:33am

An explanation.  I take it from the movie "Pink Floyd - The Wall."  The main 
character was a british rocker called Pinky by friends.  His life was a 
tragic story.  He eventually became lost within himself, looking for a way 
out.  I'm sort of like that.  I'm no rocker, but I'm looking for a wa;y out 
of the barriers of my life and the "walls" others have built up around me as 
well as some walls of my own.  Besides, the name is darn cute.

                Pinky!

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46/58 # 110384   Well...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Wed Jul 26  1:49am

     ...keeping in the spirit of the subbie, I contest that Pink Floyd is 
your favorite group... I think it is... The Judds!
 -Oliver

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47/58 # 110438   I agree with OWJ.
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Wed Jul 26  5:28pm

      and I contest that I agree with OWJ!  I think I agree with Sudarrrk 
(yes, that *is* the right number of "r"s.)

                                      ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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48/58 # 110458   And we demand
From: []PRIME on Wed Jul 26 11:00pm

 that we may (or may not) be philosophers!  We demand that you shut down this 
computer!  (sorry, slipped into HHGTG mode...)

 []Prime

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49/58 # 110504   the search
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Thu Jul 27  5:15pm

for the ultimate meaning of life is the UNQUESTIONABLE prerogative of the 
Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries, and other 
professionally thinking persons!

or something like that.

                              ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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50/58 # 110531   has anybody heard
From: BLIND PEW on Thu Jul 27 11:48pm

anything recently about Syd Barrett (speaking of Pink Floyd)?

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51/58 # 110563   I contest...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Fri Jul 28  3:57am

     ...that we were speaking of Pink Floyd.  And I contest that the 
Syndicate can agree with an amulet.
 -Oliver the Contestable

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52/58 # 110626   I wasn't talking about
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Sat Jul 29  1:06am

the AMULET.  I was talking about the previously proposed extradimensional 
mage from a long time ago who just woke up.  (If I like a name, and don't use 
it in one place, I use it in another place. economical.  For that matter, if 
I like a name, I am liable to use it in *more* than one place... :-) )

      Pew, last I heard Syd was still a nutter.

                                  ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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53/58 # 110665   Darn,
From: BLIND PEW on Sat Jul 29  8:54pm

I was hoping he'd go in with me on an apartment in Rolla.

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54/58 # 110701   Hmmm...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Sun Jul 30  2:54am

     I contest that there are any apartments in Rolla.
     In fact, I contest Rolla exists.
     In fact, I contest Pew exists.
 -That is all
 -Oliver

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55/58 # 110721   QED?
From: BLIND PEW on Sun Jul 30  3:44pm

Yeah right, Owj, I'll see your corpse at the next zebra crossing!

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56/58 # 110781   I contest...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Mon Jul 31  3:15am

     ...that I have a corpse.
 -Oliver

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57/58 # 110838   I contest
From: BLIND PEW on Mon Jul 31  8:41pm

your contesting of my contesting that you don't.

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58/58 # 110853   I contest
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Mon Jul 31  9:17pm

all contests related to Pew.  He exists.  I am a Master of Life, I know these 
things.

"Oh no! I'm becoming less human every day! ANGST!"

"Oh no!  If I ever have to listen to 'I've grown accustomd to her face' again 
something DIRE will happen! ANGST!"

"Never know the joy --"

"Dark side comes out --"

"Hated and feared --"

"generic mutie angst --"

"psoriasis --"

                             ---the Angstful Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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8/48 # 110193   Quotes
From: S'TALON on Sun Jul 23 11:31pm

    From Buttons from Archon:

    "The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will goto the stars"

    "What does God need with a starship" (from the Trek box)

    "Conserve Earth, Colonize space"

    "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine"

    "God did not create me to fail"

    "God is coming, and she is pissed"

    "Beam me up Scotty, it ate my phaser"

    "Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet"

                                             -S'Talon

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9/48 # 110199   Quote
From: THE EXECUTIONER on Mon Jul 24 12:46am

"LOOK!  Oh, it's gone now but it was THERE!  I SWEAR!  I tell you, IT WAS 
THERE!"

                -Practically every Doctor Who episode with Jo in it.

Executioner.

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10/48 # 110216   I seemed
From: COBRA on Mon Jul 24  2:08am

to notice that also...

Cobra

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11/48 # 110229   Or in just about every
From: NIKADEMUS on Mon Jul 24  7:44am

Dr. Who....

 "Doctor, Doctor, where are you!"

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12/48 # 110245   Or in every fourth Doctor
From: PUNISHER on Mon Jul 24  3:08pm

episode ther was.. "Would you like a jelly baby?"

                                Punisher

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13/48 # 110299   No, no...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Tue Jul 25 12:44am

     Every fifth doctor episode...
     "Now... we wait!"
 -Oliver

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14/48 # 110312   Yes...
From: BLIND PEW on Tue Jul 25  2:36am

One gets the feeling that the writers go by formulae on the Doctor Who shows, 
eh?

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15/48 # 110350   ..
From: GRYPHON on Tue Jul 25  8:13pm

Oh, for goodness sakes, Jo, can't you SEE?

Ack...

.-=-.

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16/48 # 110368   My favourite...
From: PINKY on Wed Jul 26 12:38am

..."Then take the advice of a MADMAN and look HAPPY!" - 5th Doctor

                Pinky!  Pinky pinky PINKY!!!  P-I-N-K-Y!!!!!  Waaahhh!!!!

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17/48 # 110388   .
From: COBRA on Wed Jul 26  2:24am

(car passing by): why are you laying in the road, it is stupid...

(Biff): I am doing it to be doing it...

said after eating pizza on Triton't car...

Cobra

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18/48 # 110416   Test given to my class by..
From: PUNISHER on Wed Jul 26  1:47pm

our teacher. One question on it and it was WHY?

 my answer-- Why not?

I got an A!

                                Punisher

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19/48 # 110439   ak.
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Wed Jul 26  5:29pm

urban myths incarnate.

I personally would prefer something like "Re: 'Why?' -- obviously, the reason 
is that it was deemed to be Good by such entities as the Lords of Necessity 
(they who abide in Kuwait)..." etc. etc. etc.  I could while away the hours 
with that starting.

                                ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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20/48 # 110484   Why?
From: MARLINNIUM on Thu Jul 27 11:22am

   You see things that are, and ask "Why?'.  I dream things that never were, 
and ask "Why not?".

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21/48 # 110492   Ah yes. but
From: PUNISHER on Thu Jul 27 12:50pm

everybody who got an A got to leave class early. I left after the first 
minute.

                                        Punisher

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22/48 # 110496   I would have...
From: MORRISSEY on Thu Jul 27  1:55pm

Submitted:  "Why do you ask that?"
                             -Morrissey...

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23/48 # 110505   well, hmpf.
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Thu Jul 27  5:16pm

If I were still a bard of enlightenment, I would have looked it up.

                                 ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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24/48 # 110513   I owuld have said
From: YAMABUSHI on Thu Jul 27  6:10pm

simply, in feminine fashion: "because it is"

Yama "not female, I checked" bushi

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25/48 # 110544   I would have said
From: THE EXECUTIONER on Fri Jul 28  1:33am

"insufficient data".

Well that's what Data would say.

Executioner.

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26/48 # 110564   Morrissey...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Fri Jul 28  3:59am

     Re:  "Why do you ask that?" - Slipping into Eliza mode, are we?
     Or should I say 'Substitute Mike mode'?
 -Oliver

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27/48 # 110576   Shhhhh.....
From: MORRISSEY on Fri Jul 28 10:12am

     You promised not to tell them that I was the most successuful(sp?) AI 
machine ever built......
                     -Morrissey...
                     -Still checking for bugs...

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28/48 # 110644   Weird Science quote
From: GRIMLOCK on Sat Jul 29  1:56pm

Toss off to any good books lately?


 Grimmie

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29/48 # 110666   Please tell me more.
From: BLIND PEW on Sat Jul 29  8:55pm

You seem rather positive.

     -Eliza

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30/48 # 110702   Hmmm...
From: POPE OF THE ROADS on Sun Jul 30  2:55am

     And how do you feel about ?
     How long have you felt this way?
 -Elizaver

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31/48 # 110722   .....
From: BLIND PEW on Sun Jul 30  3:45pm

Do you like your friends?

Do you often wish you could chop your friends into little bits with a 
gas-powered chainsaw?

How often do you wish you could chop your friends into little bits with a 
gas-powered chainsaw?

How often do you dream of you could chop your friends into little bits with a 
gas-powered chainsaw?

     -Eliza

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32/48 # 110729   eheheh
From: YAMABUSHI on Sun Jul 30  5:21pm

My chainsaw is my friend.


heh, yeah, mine.

Yama

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33/48 # 110741   We are here
From: SIR LOIN on Sun Jul 30  9:38pm

to talk about you, not me.

             -freud  (a public domain program for the apple.  Quite stupid, 
in fact)

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34/48 # 110756   VEE HAFF
From: YAMABUSHI on Sun Jul 30 11:09pm

veys of may-kink you tok!

yama "yeah, chainsaws" bushi

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35/48 # 110770   A conversation
From: THE EXECUTIONER on Mon Jul 31  1:00am

with Eliza

me:  I don't feel well today.

-You are being rather negative aren't you?

No, not really.

-You are being rather negative aren't you?

Yes

-I don't undersand.

Well @#!)-!!! you!!!

-Were hear to talk about you, not me.

Shutup!!!

-I don't undersand.

I want to kill you

 where x is the channel that the person is on..."/p#" 
indicates a private msg...these ARE relevant to the buffer...


(2,#2:.Jill) I'm a new member here...

(2,#3:.No fish!) You gotta be kidding..

(2,#4:.Psychic Rip) good thing he didn't choose a location like SJ...we'd
 have to give him negative poinrs on the dr ruth Scale

(2,#3:.No fish!) 

(2,#5:WugTheSlut&Co) /p2 Are you really?

/p5 am i really what?

--> Private Message Sent

(2,#5:WugTheSlut&Co) /p2 New

/p5 yes

--> Private Message Sent

(2,#2:.Jill) what are u all talking about?

(2,#4:.Psychic Rip) rape

(2,#4:.Psychic Rip) trashing halls

(2,#2:.Jill) that's not funny!!!!

(2,#3:.No fish!) New member?  Riiiiiight

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Sure it is

(2,#5:WugTheSlut&Co) No, it just LOOKED like I was carrying her...Actually
 she was just draggin me below her

(2,#5:WugTheSlut&Co) I tell you, I was RAPED

(2,#4:.Psychic Rip) right.....

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) bull

(2,#4:.Psychic Rip) you and Sj both woke me up, but you weren't right next
 to me, Wug...maybe I should refigure your score

(2,#4:.Psychic Rip) the noise carried

(2,#5:WugTheSlut&Co) /p2 20 Questions....Who are you, how old are you, what
 kind of comp are you using, how did you find out about Cchar

--> #5 Cutoff in 30 sec

(2,*5:WugTheSlut&Co) /p2 Make that Cchat

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) by wugg

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Jill, you a virgin?

(2,#2:.Jill) why should I tell u?

--> #5 Disconnected 11:52 PM
    (2,*5:WugTheSlut&Co)

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Aw gee, Wug's gone..

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) So Jill, wanna help out at the ceremony?

--> #5 Connected 11:52 PM=
    (WugTheSlut&Co)

(2,#2:.Jill) what ceremony?

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Black Mass!

--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec

(2,#2:.Jill) what's a black mass

(2,#2:.Jill) ?-

(2,*4:.Psychic Rip) ****** covered with shoe polish

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) That's the Death Star

(2,*4:.Psychic Rip) yep

(2,#2:.Jill) what is it?

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) I'll give the blessing

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Blessing?  Ha

(2,#2:.Jill) wug, are u female or male?

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 I'm a male Wug....that's the only kind of Wug there is



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39/48 # 110841   blackmail pt 2 of 3
From: BLIND PEW on Mon Jul 31  8:52pm

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 I'm a male Wug....that's the only kind of Wug there is

/p5 I sent the answers to u but u left

--> Private Message Sent

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 Re-send them...oh yeah...Welcome to Cchat...*Hug!*

/p5 thanks!

--> Private Message Sent

(2,*4:.Psychic Rip) oh

(2,*4:.Psychic Rip) bye

--> #4 Disconnected 11:53 PM
    (2,*4:.Psychic Rip)

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Well....what would I give?

--> #4 Connected 11:53 PM=

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Quincy!

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) huh?

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes)

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) You'd give a cursing...

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) hokay

/p5 I'm 16...

--> Private Message Sent

/p5 I found out about compuchat from someone at school....dad uses the modem 
for business tho...

--> Private Message Sent

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) We need to have a real Black Mass...

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Just to piss of my neighbors..

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Do you know how to have one?

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Afraid not..

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) oh...know anyone who does?.

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) no..

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Maybe we could find a book on it

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 Jill, show your number...(get the ctrl-g out of your handle)

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) Kopper just vacated....my room is at last empty

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) I know!

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Tim Marsters would know!

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) I have a copy of the Necromonican somewhere

(2,#2:.Jill) .p5 and I'm using an LFE 7200 "DemiGod" series computer...

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) I knew it!

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Pew!

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 What kind of puter are u on?

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) you sonofabotch!

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) bitch!

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 Where do you go to school?

(2,#2:.Jill) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(2,#2:.Jill) I like it!

(2,#2:.Jill) Wug....wake up!

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 Tell Us everything!  Ve Haff Vays to Vind dese tings out!

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(2,*1:.Sister Savage) shit.

(2,*1:.Sister Savage) Seen Tim lately, Droog?

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) nope

(2,#2:.Jill) Wug is still sending me questions...hmm

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) like?

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) like?

(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 You still there?

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) he's on 1..

(2,#2:.Jill) Oh....he's on another channel...he doesn't know yet!!

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(1,#5:.Wug) /p2 Fine...ignore me....I'm a Hurt Wug

(1,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 ....

/p5 I'm here...

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/p5 I go to parkway south...

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(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) what's he saying?

(2,#2:.Jill) "Where do you go to school, how old are you, &c." the usual

/p5 I'm using an apple...

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(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) hurt Wug?

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) what did you say to him?

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) You slut!

(1,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 Show your number

/p5 no...clerk said it might be a good idea if I didnt...

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(2,#2:.Jill) He's asking me to show my user number now

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Pew's loose..

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) in a few places

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) And you said you were innocent

(2,#2:.Jill) I am innocent!  Only right now I'm an innocent female

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) He's just a sweet transpecies gerbil..

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) he thinks you're really Jill

(2,#2:.Jill) I know!

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) there's no Jill in the first place..

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) he's teasing you by saying he's hurt

(2,#2:.Jill) I know

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) hmmmm

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40/48 # 110842   Hack blackmail final pt
From: BLIND PEW on Mon Jul 31  8:55pm

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) hmmmm

(1,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 In that case, tell me your number...(I'm talking about
 user #, not phone #)

/p5 #110....I just got my password today

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(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) tell him your # is 95

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Oh, thats sick, Droog

(2,#2:.Jill) I told him it was 110

(2,#2:.Jill) This is hilarious...and I've got it all on buffer!

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) they found him

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) smart guy

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) rats

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) I've got a Crunch detective kit!

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Yay!

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) Droog, I got one for you too...

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) haha

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) CB's!

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) Yea! CB's!

(2,#3:.Black Mass!) no, pnut butter

(1,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 You lie...there IS NO user 110

(2,#2:.Jill) He just found out there IS no 110!

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) haha

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(2,#1:.Sister Savage) By Sj

(2,*3:.Black Mass!) unh!

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) heh heh heh

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) uh!

(1,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 Get your mail and tell me what it says

(2,#2:.Jill) Oh hell...he just asked me to read my mail...what should
 I say?

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) ask him how

(2,*3:.Black Mass!) Say no.

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) hah

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/p5 how?

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(2,#2:.Jill) I asked him how...thanks

(1,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 Type /e

/p5 why are u on t1?

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(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 Cause I'm an idiot

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41/48 # 110880   last bit
From: BLIND PEW on Tue Aug  1 12:25am

got cut off because I ran out of time earlier.  Here is the final section 
(hope you like it!)

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) /p2 Cause I'm an idiot

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 (2,#1:.Sister Savage) 005/#076*
 (2,#2:.Jill) 013/?
 (1,#3:?) 001/#033*
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 (2,#5:.Hurt Wug) 010/#084*
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(2,#2:.Jill) Wug... you've been had

(2,#2:.Jill) you've been had

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) In a big way

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) That's what I thought...who's the Mad Hadder?

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) 

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) I don't think you wanna know

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) pushing your luck, Sj?

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) yep..

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) haha

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) 

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) Jill, may you lose your virginity to a splintery 2 by 4...

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) Or Wug, whicever is worse..I'd take the 2 by 4 
myself..

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) You're terrible...

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) ha ha ha

(2,#2:.Jill) Wug...remember I told you I was going to play a dirty trick
 on you?  Well....this is it!

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) Pew, you DIE

(2,#2:.Jill) hahahahahahaha

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) hook, line, sinker, and modem cable..

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) I'll get you for this Pew...

(2,#2:.Jill) I'm going to call this buffer "Lust Overdrive In Action"

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) Ha ha ha

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) I *WILL* get you!

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) What are ya gonna do, rape him?

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) What are you gonna do?  Bleed on me?>

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) Make sure SR sees this one, eh Pew?

(2,#2:.Jill) OKay

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) "You've got no arms"

(2,#2:.Jill) I'm gonna spread this one EVERYWHERE!

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) 

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) "Oh!  Had enough eh?"

(2,#1:.Sister Savage) You're a looney!

(2,#5:.Hurt Wug) "But I got better"

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) let me find disk space

(2,#3:.BashamOwnsCchat) transmit this baby, now!

(2,#2:.Jill) Just a sec, lemme save it

(2,#4:.Exploding Popes) I still have Sue on buffer somewhere


ok that's it...if you see Hack anywhere, tell him you've seen 
this...muahahaha, he's gonna kill me someday...

     -Pew

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42/48 # 110893   Riiiight....
From: THE EXECUTIONER on Tue Aug  1  1:37am

That's the longest piece of blackmail I've ever seen...and the most confusing.

I like the name Black Mass though.  Straight outta Mission Earth.

Good work, Mr. Pew.

Executioner.

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43/48 # 110902   Biff quotez
From: GRIMLOCK on Tue Aug  1  4:46am

Blaaaachh!  Ralph.  Blaaaaccchh.


  After throwing up on Triton's car, Lance, and my arm going 60 down 270 at 2 
am this morning.


   I is Grimmie

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44/48 # 110910   Definitely not your
From: TRITON on Tue Aug  1  9:42am

finest hour, Grimlock (aka Biff).  Here's another quote from Winston 
Churchill:

 'In life, you can't always do what you like.  You have to learn to like what 
you do.'

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45/48 # 110947   "Mr. Pew"?
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Tue Aug  1  5:07pm

Is Pew a Mister?  I always thought of him as sort of...um...you know, Blind 
Pew, from that one book, you know...

So, I guess this was from a long time ago, eh?  I didn't recognize the format 
of the stuff....

                                   ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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46/48 # 110985   Cross
From: S'TALON on Wed Aug  2 12:27pm

    "The definition of Cross- Something you nail someone to"

                            -GM at Archon

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47/48 # 111004   the ultimate "Call of
From: THE GREEK SYNDICATE on Wed Aug  2  5:56pm

Cthulhu" quote:

    "So...who goes through the door NEXT?"

                                         ---the Greek Syndicate
 (chirp)

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48/48 # 111012   Yeah,
From: BLIND PEW on Wed Aug  2  9:02pm

the format was from Jan. '86....I know it's confusing, actually I moved some 
pieces of conversation closer to related pieces in an attempt to make it LESS 
confusing....probably the best thing to do is to capture it all and print it 
out, THEN read it...that might help...

     Mr. Pew

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