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SYNCPAC XX/24 COMMAND
ALL MILITIAS STAND BY
 
A FULL SCALE CODE BLUE HAS GONE INTO EFFECT  AS  OF  1530  HOURS.
THIS  IS  NOT  A DRILL.  UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO SCIENTISTS DEVELOP
FREE SOURCE OF ENERGY  BY  EXTRACTING  HYDROGEN FROM H2O (WATER).
COVERT  ACTIONS  DEMOLISH   THEIR   BREAKTHROUGH;   TWO   LEADING
SCIENTISTS  FRAMED  AND  ARE  FUGITIVES.  HIGH LEVEL INTELLIGENCE
ASSET CLAIMS  THAT  FREE  ENERGY  WOULD  DESTROY  OIL  PRICES AND
COLLAPSE THE MARKET, HENCE SAYS COVER UP IS NECESSARY.
 
ALL   UNITS:    ASSEMBLE   AT   LOCAL   MOVIE  THEATERS  TO  VIEW
INSTRUCTIONAL FILM,  "CHAIN  REACTION,"  BEFORE  FILM GETS YANKED
FROM THEATERS. THIS IS NOT A SATIRE.
 
AS ORDERED BY
FIELD MARSHALL REDMAN
PRAIRIE STREET OBOE CORPS