Bare Bones

                         Third Degree Elevation (spoof)

              (Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.)



                                    by Orion





1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.



2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.



3. Reason and Challenge - "You're here for Thirds. Are you ready for the test?



4. Response - "Ready, willing and able!"



5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn out.



6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.



7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.



8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.