S.O.S. FINLAND.... S.O.S. FINLAND....
This is Brian Francis Redman, Editor-in-Chief of Conspiracy
Nation, signaling from Illinois... Hello, Finland.
Wishing to gain immigrant and/or political exile status in your
nation. Reason for selecting Finland is your fine history of
repelling Nazi and Soviet invaders. Feel you are best bet to
withstand Amerikkkan encroachment. Have skills to offer:
knowledge of computers, foreign languages.
Synopsis: Having studied true history of America, am alarmed at
creeping fascist encroachment here. Good example is Rep.
Livingstone's most recent bold remarks that he will "make the
trains run on time," an unmistakable signal that previous
"Friendly Fascism" (e.g. book "Friendly Fascism" by Bertram
Gross) is about to be replaced by Mussolini style fascism here.
Due to my honest writings on what has been happening in USA, feel
that I will be a primary target of imminent political round-up
and even political murder. AM SINCERELY REQUESTING INFORMATION
ON HOW TO GO ABOUT PROCESS OF GAINING POLITICAL ASYLUM.
Current example of why it is now impossible for me to remain
in this country is imminent depletion of weapons inventories via
their being dumped on the innocent people of Iraq -- all for
ultimate purpose of necessitating replacement of the depleted
weapons inventories and consequent (and unending) expenditures on
armament replacements. Have distanced myself from evil Big
Business/Big Government partnership by refusing to vote, as have
63 percent of my fellow Americans in the recent "election"; have
tried to alert my fellow citizens on the true nature of the evil
being perpetrated by the Washington, D.C. government -- in vain,
as most opt for pseudo-sophisticated rationalizations and refuse
to face facts.
S.O.S. Finland.... S.O.S. Finland.... Please respond. Have
done level best here, as any decent human being would, but
situation now here in USA in last rigor mortis. Urgently request
info on how to implement evacuation plan and emigrate to your
nation. Please respond to firstname.lastname@example.org on Internet.
Brian Francis Redman