LATEST "TOE-SUCKING" NEWS OF CLINTON & ENTOURAGE
King Clinton, choo-chooing to Chicago sans Hillary, enjoys the
view. His SS (Secret Service) makes sure the King not be
disturbed by any who might shout at him that "He sucks." So, the
SS rounds up 100 farmers in Ashland, Kentucky, and marches them
away. Dumbfounded, the farmers say they were only carrying
signs, so what's the big deal? Ah, but SS is not fooled: those
signs are mounted on sticks -- potential weapons against the
All along his train ride, King Clinton need not fear stick
attacks nor even angry protesters; his SS and "Democratic
operatives" have silenced protests all along the route, writes
Andy Thibault in the August 29, 1996 Washington Times ("Secret
Service accused of preventing protests.")
In Chicago, His Highness can avoid being aware that some folks
don't like him, thanks to protesters not being allowed too near
the United Center. Sure they can protest, but not where they can
be easily seen by Dems and press and the King. What's next? Do
protesters get sent away even further, to "Siberia?"
Then comes shocking news of Dick Morris, Clinton insider, found
to be a steady patron of a $200/hour Washington call girl. Says
a reporter for Nation magazine, interviewed by Pacifica Radio,
"bottom slapping, toe sucking, and use of handcuffs" was
involved. *But*, did Morris pull down his pants and say, "Kiss
There is said to be a videotape of Morris *in flagraante
delicto*, which raises the question: Was Morris set up? Was the
"call girl" being used as part of a "dirty tricks" operation?
Where was the cameraman? Behind a one-way mirror while Morris
was allegedly providing advance copies of the Gore and Hillary
speeches to Sweet Toes? *Who* is the witness to Morris calling
King Bill, "monster," and Queen Hill, "twister?" *How* was he
able to witness Morris letting Sweet Toes surreptitiously listen
in on his phone conversation with Clinton?
Says Morris, responding to the allegations, "I won't dignify that
with a response." This is like what Mike McCurry said regarding
proof that the "Foster suicide note" is a forgery; said the White
House Press Secretary, "I won't discuss conspiracy theories."
The ancient Roman writer, Cicero, in *De Divinatione*, tells how
many of his time believed in signs and omens. Many then believed
that "in the case of birds... those known as *alites*... give
omens by their flight, to fly hither and thither and disappear
now here and now there..." (By "alites" are meant birds like the
eagle, hawk, and osprey.) What is the omen when Clinton, around
last 4th of July, set free an eagle that flew off but was then
attacked by an osprey and plummetted to the ground?
What is the omen when a speaker's platform, two hours before it
is apparently about to bear the weight of King Clinton Himself,
collapses in Michigan City, Indiana, and injures several
What is the omen when, on Clinton's crowning night in Chicago, a
lurid scandal breaks involving a top Clinton lieutenant?
Good-bye, William J. A recent correspondence with *enfant
terrible* J. Orlin Grabbe indicates that Professor Grabbe is not
backing down from his prediction that, by this November, William
J. Clinton will not be the Dems' candidate for U.S. President.
His prediction is supported by Wesley Pruden, Editor-in-Chief of
the Washington Times, who wrote today (Aug. 29, 1996, "How to
give America a really good cry") about Hillary Clinton's
"prospective troubles with the law in the person of Kenneth
Starr" being "a subject of growing speculation here." Add to
that William Safire's prediction that an indictment of Hillary
for perjury and obstruction of justice seems to be "in the
pipeline" (ca. Aug. 20, 1996, "Election shouldn't slow law"),
and King Clinton may decide, after he gets re-crowned in Chicago,
to just say "The heck with it" and hop on a bus headed south.